this is a story all bout how my life got twisted upside down and id like to take a minute so if you would sit right there ill tell you how to implant fake breasts on your grandpa is a difficult task. you should first try to rip open a packet of cookies. i even tried pulling at it with my .. with my,,, with my.... oh I can't remember. where am I anyway, and what's this cabbage doing in my lap, its green head protruding from the back of a pick-up truck.