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"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules."

Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2018 @ 6:45pm

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?"

Use the hole punch.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2018 @ 7:17pm

"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..."

Talk to Glottis about cravings.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2018 @ 6:53pm

"Lousy bony fingers!"

Get the balloon twister to pop a balloon.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2018 @ 7:02pm

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"

Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2018 @ 6:04pm

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."

Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2018 @ 6:19pm

"Precisamente, amigo."

Learn of a nefarious plot.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2018 @ 6:33pm

"Join or Die! Again!"

Receive a message from Eva.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2018 @ 6:30pm

"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work."

Try to guess Domino's password a few times.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2018 @ 6:36pm

"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!"

Try to intimidate the pigeons.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2018 @ 6:41pm



The Right Way

Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement.

Year 1

Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.

Year 2

Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

Year 3

Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

Year 4

Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.
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