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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2013 @ 4:42pm

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2013 @ 12:45pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2013 @ 2:17pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2013 @ 5:13pm

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2013 @ 7:20am

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2013 @ 7:13am

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2013 @ 5:07pm

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2013 @ 8:54am

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2013 @ 3:00pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2013 @ 8:01pm

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2013 @ 3:01pm

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2013 @ 3:08pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2013 @ 4:59pm

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2013 @ 9:00am

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2013 @ 2:50pm

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2013 @ 7:47pm

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2013 @ 8:41pm

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2013 @ 8:22pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2013 @ 4:33pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2013 @ 5:30pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2013 @ 4:38pm

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked Jul 21, 2013 @ 10:06am

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked Jul 21, 2013 @ 10:05am

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2013 @ 9:54am

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
Unlocked Jul 21, 2013 @ 10:12am

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2013 @ 7:49pm

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2013 @ 5:02pm

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2013 @ 8:01pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2013 @ 10:57am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2013 @ 8:04am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2013 @ 2:17pm

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2013 @ 9:23am

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2013 @ 10:16am

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2013 @ 6:58am

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2013 @ 9:34am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2013 @ 4:28pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2013 @ 5:00pm

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked Jul 19, 2013 @ 5:46pm

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2013 @ 8:01pm

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2013 @ 8:18pm

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2013 @ 5:05pm

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2013 @ 7:24am

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2013 @ 5:21pm

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2013 @ 7:28am

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2013 @ 7:28am

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2013 @ 7:07am

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2013 @ 5:28pm

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2015 @ 3:39pm

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2015 @ 5:26pm

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2015 @ 9:32am

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2015 @ 9:36am

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2015 @ 9:45am

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2015 @ 10:04am

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2015 @ 7:54am

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2015 @ 8:13am

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2015 @ 3:17pm

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2015 @ 3:30pm

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2015 @ 5:52pm

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked Mar 2, 2015 @ 6:19pm

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2015 @ 5:30pm

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2015 @ 5:26pm

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2016 @ 7:21am



A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
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Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.
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