Listen sucka, I'm blacker than the ace of spades and more militant than you and your whole damn army put together. While you out there, chanting at rallies and brow-beating politicians, I'm taking out any money-fronting sucka on a humble that gets in my way. So I tell you what, when your so called revolution starts, you call me, and I'll be right down front showing you how it's done.

the best!

You're a graduating university student but still a virgin. You empathetic MILF stepmom offers to fulfill this life achievement for you. Meanwhile, your hot gym instructor and academic advisor provoke you sexually and aggressively.

So smart, IDK about handsome....

wears socks and sandals, also kinda smells a bit weird

hosted my grandma's baby shower, good music, food was 3/10 gas station egg salad