The imporant thing for you to know is that I am a Mailman and I know where you live.

People also want to know what's up with my Steam name. What is it? What does it mean? Is this merely a sophomoric attempt to express absolutely nothing through the relativistic medium of postmodern idealism? Maybe.

Here's what other people think:

1. It's a tie fighter.
2. It's a china-man.
3. It's nonsense. They usually say something like, "Hey, uh, you, dashy man... parenthesis, para- whatever you are. There's a spy behind you..." Which of course doesn't help me by that time.

So take your pick, but I prefer the name double dash. Why the ( ) when I could have just typed "Double-Dash" or simply typed -- ? I dunno.