Stormy Butts' Thoughts on Flatulence

1. I fart therefore I stink.
2. Farting in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
3. Someone with a fear of farting in public is a *private tooter*.
4. Q) Why do farts smell? A) So deaf people can enjoy them too.
5. The next time you fart in public, just yell “JET POWERED” and start walk faster.
6. I wonder if giraffes even know what farts smell like?
7. Farts are like kids; they're harder to tolerate if they're someone elses.


Ode To Farts

The other day I took a chance
I tried to fart, but pooped my pants
Now I sit hear all brokenhearted
Came to sh!t, but only farted
Paid a dime so what the hell
I may as well enjoy the smell