People make fun of my personality. I make fun of their chalk outlines.

Before you go ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy on those vac bans, those VAC bans are because I mod the hell out of games, try to run gun game with a modded menu, or to combat hackers (I used to run a rust server, and back in the day, rust was full of hackers and had no anti-hack, so the only way to find a speed-hacker was to get ESP and see if someone was running at 100 mp/h (or 160 km/h) and then ban them using that as evidence). So before you go "Mothers against Autism-Causing vaccines" on me and whine about it before learning all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ facts, please take into account that while they are VAC bans, and while what I was doing was mechanically "hacking" for most of these cases, they were done with reasons other than to ruin everyone else's time.

VAC bans include:

MW2 (using a modded menu to play gun game)

Rust (Using hacks to watch over my server. As explained above, the only way to catch someone teleporting or hacking is to use ESP and see if they zoom across your screen or pop into view randomly).

MW3 (for trying to use an instant leveler tool to match my PS3. Nothing sucks more that having to get really high levels TWICE. Once is enough.)

CSGO (Bhop scripting. Yes, using an .exe to make your spacebar simulate being pressed 10000 times a second when u hold it down is bannable. I'm not kidding. Do you see my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ skins? Do you really think I'm NOT going to transfer that ♥♥♥♥ to my alt BEFORE I decide to hack the ♥♥♥♥ out of the game using some sketch hack from Russia? Do you think Overwatch cares if I have a ton of skins or not? Nope. I would be banned either way, so why waste the money? Fact of the matter is I used a bhop script and had no idea it would ban me. BECAUSE GET THIS: NO WHERE DOES IT SAY THAT SCRIPTING IS AGAINST THE RULES. I DARE YOU TO FIND AN OFFICIAL SOURCE THAT SAYS OTHERWISE)

If you read this, and THEN ♥♥♥♥♥, you have every right to-- assuming that it isn't calling my story BS. You can't prove I'm lying, and I can't prove I'm telling the truth-- but it's innocent until proven guilty under the law of the USA. If you whine at me without reading this ♥♥♥♥, then I am going to tell you get the ♥♥♥♥ out of my face. But other than calling my story BS or whining about my bans without reading the disclaimer is really the only other thing to ♥♥♥♥♥ about, so there's no reason to talk about it.