Rised by fish. Then ate his parents. Fishy Joe goes out into the world to study fish and punch seals in the junk. What be so crule? Because society likes cute animals and ignores the less cute ones that need our attention to survive.

They say that a blue whale during mating season typically only gets about 3% of its sperm in the female. The remaining 97% gets washed into the ocean. That's why the ocean is so salty.....