-rep dumbass cheater using crit hacks

time to open this can of heinz spaghetti
*opens can of heinz salt reduced spaghetti*
*dad walks in*
"I thought we were clear about who eats the spaghetti in this house"
"please dad no i was just a bit hungry"
"you think im going to fall for that ♥♥♥♥? i have given you ample oppurtunity to get your own heinz spaghetti, but no,you have to eat my special tins? my salt reduced- medically prescribed spaghetti?"
*dad starts taking off belt*
"PLEASENODADSTOP"
*dad starts viciously beating the ♥♥♥♥ out of me shattering my bones and breaking my face open*
+rep has a big ♥♥♥♥

hello good afternoon i come to warn you about the one named BLIND also may be a witch or a warlock i have witnessed him many times take both human and lizard forms while we were playing several games of matches in many of his games but mainly halo infinite the first time he spoke with a voice of thunder using mystical words i shall not repeat and spoke the word BLIND to signify contract with the dark lord and the lesser EVILS names were spoken aloud during the match a large cloud of gaseous smoke appeared viscous in my eyes and other players did choke and cough as the avatar of BLIND grew to enormous heights and did sunder the match in a test of his POWERS for the coming battle with the many witches and warlocks i have known in my time by warning you thusly that i bind you in the name of JESUS CHRIST and all the great SAINTS who walked this EARTH repent your evil use of MAGICS and MAGICKS and MAGIQS so may save your soul and if you could quit using the rocket launcher that'd be great

+rep

okay, kid im done. i doubt you even have basic knowlege of hacking. i doul boot linux so i can run my scripts. you made a big mistake of replying to my comment without using a proxy, because i'm already tracking youre ip. since ur so hacking iliterate, that means internet protocol. once i find your ip i can easily install a backdoor trojan into your pc, not to mention your email will be in my hands. it might be a good time to cancel your credit card since ill have that too.id highly suggest you take your little comment about me back since i am no script kiddie. i know java and c++ fluently and make my own scripts and source code. because im a nice guy ill give you a chance to take it back. you have 4 hours in unix time, clock is ticking. ill let you know when the time is up by sending you an email to [redacted] which I aquired with a java program i just wrote. see you then :)

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