Don’t trust me, I’m a total ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ liar,
Don’t listen to me, I’m a hard-♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥-face lyin’ she-coward liar,
I’m a liar.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo on you
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo on you
Don’t make love to any part of me,
My ♥♥♥♥ tells lies just like my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face,
Don’t undress in my house, my house is a terrible camera,
A camera, with fangs and ♥♥♥♥. nah nah
Sha doobie, ah nah
Sha doobie, sha coo, sha doobie
dun dun dun dun dun dun
Don’t eat that roast on my table,
We ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up on that table,
Don’t tell me whistling is good, whistling’s dead,
And we both know that.
I’m alone in these woods that we call life,
You’re the perfect wife for a dead man, and that’s not me,
If you are still there in the dark, don’t reach out to feel my heart,
You will only mush your perfect phalanges into my demon-turd of a soul, your hand would go into my satanic cheeseburger A.K.A. my heart’s vagina