Howdy Pardner! Folks 'round here call me Jebuiz YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAR! I reckon that's a heckuva long moniker so y'all can call me Jeb. By my countin' looks like y'all're gettin this here telegram in 2013. I hear tale of y'all doin' up yer whole dang calendar off an ancient man. Ain't that sumpin' Round these parts, our tickers count the minutes different. Plain and simple, this is year 49,170.