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It's all about me, ME

Good job you unlocked the Selfone
Unlocked Feb 25, 2019 @ 3:36pm

IMONABOAT

Everybody look at me cause I'm flyin on a boat
Unlocked Feb 26, 2019 @ 5:18pm

It just looks like a fancy fax

This is a lot of power we're entrusting you with
Unlocked Feb 27, 2019 @ 11:34pm

Who you gonna call?

This is a reference to the original movies, not the 2016 sequel
Unlocked Feb 28, 2019 @ 5:03am

Really Hot Mail

If you get this joke, you are pretty old
Unlocked May 22, 2019 @ 2:33pm

Braaains

In theory this is the first achievement you've unlocked
Unlocked Feb 25, 2019 @ 11:36am

BRAAINS

Bigger IS better
Unlocked Feb 25, 2019 @ 11:39am

Damned fine cup of coffee

Have you ever walked off a bus in a full three piece suit and headed straight for the woods? They have.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2019 @ 11:49am

You've got mail

Bro, you like, totally got mail.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2019 @ 1:47pm

Adam West Award

Batman's eternal torment
Unlocked Feb 25, 2019 @ 3:34pm

Progress, not perfection

Today is a new day for being a new you
Unlocked Feb 25, 2019 @ 4:04pm

A dark secret

But what is it?
Unlocked Feb 25, 2019 @ 8:22pm

I've seen enough

To know where this is going
Unlocked Feb 26, 2019 @ 4:16pm

Four thousand more years

Nobody is as good as he is at doing what he does, nobody.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2019 @ 12:42pm

Forged by, with, and for pure evil

Think of it like when you do your Lipton chicken and noodle soup with only two cups of water instead of four, but with evil instead of salt.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2019 @ 12:50am

Dark Or White Chocolate?

Either way, you're a bit late for it buddy
Unlocked Feb 25, 2019 @ 4:13pm

Ha ha ha ha ha

I'm laughin straight to the bank with this
Unlocked Feb 25, 2019 @ 3:39pm

Brap brap brap

How much armor do you really need against poor farmers anyway?
Unlocked Feb 25, 2019 @ 3:38pm

This is a T rated game

The shower is made out of gold, how else were we supposed to convey this
Unlocked Feb 26, 2019 @ 5:35am

Magicide

The act of commiting murder on a wizard
Unlocked Mar 6, 2019 @ 7:58am

Merlincide

Shop's closed, go see the other wizards
Unlocked Feb 28, 2019 @ 10:05am

Gandalfcide

He was indeed a conjuror of cheap tricks
Unlocked Mar 7, 2019 @ 8:57am

Harrycide

Ur a wizard now Harry
Unlocked Mar 16, 2019 @ 3:58am

Shaqcide

Boomshaqalaka
Unlocked May 21, 2019 @ 9:19am

tnemeveihcA

emit tsrif eht rof latrop emit a desU
Unlocked Feb 26, 2019 @ 2:01am

I've no idea what to do here

But you crafted a thing, I am truely proud of you buddy
Unlocked Feb 28, 2019 @ 4:56am

Taking sides

I understand why you did this, he's just so adorkable
Unlocked Feb 28, 2019 @ 12:50am

You've hit rock bottom

You truely have
Unlocked Apr 26, 2019 @ 2:22pm

Oh the huge vanity

#nofilter
Unlocked Feb 25, 2019 @ 3:40pm

Bob, your mucus

Mother puss bucket
Unlocked Mar 10, 2019 @ 8:07am

How many hats can a man own!?

Five, the answer is five.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2019 @ 11:41am

Who cares about you Lachhh

We do.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2019 @ 2:30am

SIX, SIX SIX, THE NUMBER OF THE BOB

Autoclicker detected, deleting game
Unlocked Apr 13, 2019 @ 7:47am

Plenty of phish in the sea

And nothing of value was lost
Unlocked Mar 3, 2019 @ 11:28am

Got 49 problems but a shard ain't one

Ain't no thang but a magic w... wand
Unlocked May 23, 2019 @ 8:19am