Instal Steam
login
|
bahasa
简体中文 (Tionghoa Sederhana)
繁體中文 (Tionghoa Tradisional)
日本語 (Bahasa Jepang)
한국어 (Bahasa Korea)
ไทย (Bahasa Thai)
Български (Bahasa Bulgaria)
Čeština (Bahasa Ceko)
Dansk (Bahasa Denmark)
Deutsch (Bahasa Jerman)
English (Bahasa Inggris)
Español - España (Bahasa Spanyol - Spanyol)
Español - Latinoamérica (Bahasa Spanyol - Amerika Latin)
Ελληνικά (Bahasa Yunani)
Français (Bahasa Prancis)
Italiano (Bahasa Italia)
Magyar (Bahasa Hungaria)
Nederlands (Bahasa Belanda)
Norsk (Bahasa Norwegia)
Polski (Bahasa Polandia)
Português (Portugis - Portugal)
Português-Brasil (Bahasa Portugis-Brasil)
Română (Bahasa Rumania)
Русский (Bahasa Rusia)
Suomi (Bahasa Finlandia)
Svenska (Bahasa Swedia)
Türkçe (Bahasa Turki)
Tiếng Việt (Bahasa Vietnam)
Українська (Bahasa Ukraina)
Laporkan kesalahan penerjemahan
👽 * 💃 * 🕺 * ⚡ * 🥒 * 👾 * 👹 * 📀 * 🥞 * 🌋 * 🐟 * 🔋 * 🚕 * 💄 * 🎫 * 👽
ㅤ* Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
ㅤ* Late one evening, a man is watching television when his phone rings. "Hello?" he answers. "Is that 77777?" sounds a desperate voice on other end of the phone. "Er, yes it is", replies the man puzzled. "Thank goodness!" cries the caller relieved. "Can you ring 999 for me? I've got my finger stuck in the number seven."
ㅤ* Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
🌏 * 📒 * 💗 * 🎄 * ⛳ * 👑 * 🍆 * 🏀 * 🚙 * 🐝 * 🏓 * 🍇 * 🍧 * 🌳 * 🎁 * 🎈
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck...