[SW] turmpie
 
 
i live in belgium... and that like all i have to say :D


(This is a joke for you and a friend. Tell your friend that everytime you ask a question to answer with "Ketchup and liquor")
You: What did you have for breakfast?
Friend: Ketchup and Liquor.
You: What did you have for lunch?
Friend: Ketchup and Liquor.
You: What did you have for dinner?
Friend: Ketchup and Liquor.
You: You see a hott girl walking down the street. What do you do?
Friend: Ketchup and Liquor.




(if you dont get that... when you yell/say/shout ketchup and liquor it sounds like catch up and lick her... couldnt find any funny jokes about ketchup :D)
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OwO May 23, 2011 @ 11:00am 
lol
Martinovdz Apr 14, 2011 @ 2:45am 
*Google

*typing "Ketchup Jokes"

*Clicks first page

*Finds Joke from above.

:D