I'm phat (fat?). Girls love it. The reality here is you're probably creepin this page cause you recently found out I'm totally awesome. You're correct, and I called it. This train doesn't stop to sob, smile, furrow a brow, or facepalm your bishon frise (look it up, they suck). Strap in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, it's gonna be bumpy.