"Billy, go ahead and place yourself on the ground".
"Harry, why don't you position yourself over him for a tea-bag simulation".

There are a_lot of n00bs out there and someone's gotta pwn them; it might as well be me!

I'm both a gamer and a hopeless romantic doing what I can with what I've got all while trying to find the better part of me..

"Awakened by the runway noise, suck it up kid assume battle poise; it's a lonely time for yours truly I know, I don't need to stay awake".

"In my nightmare I feel so alive".
"In my dreamscape escapades I make the grade, I save the day"!