You have three (3) overdue assignments for the following course(s):

Course ID: SCI108
Course Title: Intro to Sexual Sciences
Professor: Malak, Michael

The overdue assignments are as follows:

Special Places on my Body (60pts)
Malak's Safe Manhandling (15pts)
Week 15: Weekly Pleasure Journal (20pts)

Please turn in the following assignments to Blackboard before the end of the semester. Thank you.

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Hi Xander,

I’m the Server Manager for PinkieCraft, the Pony Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on. On behalf of the owner, the staff team and myself, I would like to personally extend my thanks to you for the $1,000 you forked up to help keep our server alive! Our modeler is happily working on the custom pony character that came with the donor package, however I regret to inform you that we don’t currently have a way to send you the 20″ “horse shaft” you requested but our team is working on it. Once again, thank you sincerely for the donation, and we hope to see you back on the server soon.

Best Regards,
PinkieCraft Server Manager
“Keep on clopping.”

I would like to request a refund on my trade with you. You gave me rocks instead of money and I really do not appreciate it. I want my girlfriend back

Hey man I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this profile because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls profile. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?