Invited him over for a Carx LAN party, pumped up for some turbocharged fun and maybe a few high-fives. But as he entered my domain, the atmosphere shifted from pixels to palpable tension. His touch lingered longer than expected, his compliments were smoother than a perfectly executed drift. Let's just say, I had to swerve out of the way of his romantic advances faster than a last-minute shortcut. Note to self: always keep an eye on the rearview mirror for unexpected pit stops when Zerq's in the driver's seat.

Yummy yummy, in your... tummy