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and then i bang ur mum

first i bang the drum

THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL FUTANARI LOLI ANAL HENTAI SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OLD SPICE OUT OF MY ♥♥♥♥. WHAT SHOULD I DO

First of all, get this in your head: IM NOT GAY! I don't know why I feel like this, but I'm not. I want to stop talking to you for a while because I want to get over you. By that, I mean I want to stop have urges to make out with you. Yeah, I told you it's disgusting. I want to stop wanting you in my bed. Why do you think I've been asking you questions of what you'd do if I went gay for you? I wanted to know what'd you'd do. I've wanted to do you since the first day of school. Lol. I feel like throwing up myself just typing this. I kept smelling that stupid jacket of yours when you left it here. Let me remind you, IM NOT GAY. My friend said just go for it and try myself on you, but I know it's wrong. That's probably all... I know I'm leaving ♥♥♥♥ out, but that's alright. Don't tell anyone! I really don't know why I'm like this. I think I'm just addicted to sex. Yes, I've done others, but I don't have an STD. Lol. I'm clean. One last thing, IM NOT GAY