cncbunni took him.............

Francis: "Well I... I just don't understand why you're not attacking. I... I—What am I gonna do? Block with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' dice?"
Opponent: "Uh, well I, you might, I mean..."

The dialogue continues as Francis grows increasingly frustrated with his opponent's drawn-out moves, useless topdecks, and mandatory triggers like Charmbreaker Devils and Ragebait. As the tension mounts and the opponent casts Devil's Play, Francis loses his mind, screams for a judge, and erupts into a furious rage. He dramatically lifts the heavy folding table, flips it completely upside down—sending cards, counters, and dice flying—and storms off the screen, leaving his opponent to deadpan, "...So I win?"

• Francis: "I'm raving in here and I don't have any Mountain Dew... Where are you hiding the Mountain Dew?"
• Friend: "There's some Faygo in the fridge, man."
• Francis: "Dude, do you look like I'm thirsty for Faygo? I don't want Faygo. I want Mountain Dew!"
• Francis: "Oh, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Mountain Dew! Did you drink my Mountain Dew? Did you drink my Mountain Dew? Let me smell your breath. Let me smell your breath!"
• Francis: "Oh, you Mountain Dew drinking ♥♥♥♥♥! Who drank my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Mountain Dew? You sons of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I will hunt you to the edge of the earth! I want my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Mountain Dew!"