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0.2 hrs on record
I am probably not the target audience, since Im neither a horny teenager nor a fan of visual novels. So take this review with a grain of salt:

Repugnant extremely low effort porn visual novel game. Obnoxious mechanics. "Art" is probably AI generated. Dont bother.

Im on a quest of at least trying every game in my library, of which I got plenty from all kinds of bundles. This one I won on steamgifts.com. So please dont judge me for owning this title in the first place :D If you are interested in my journey, check out my other reviews :)
Posted April 10. Last edited April 10.
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1 person found this review funny
60.8 hrs on record (57.4 hrs at review time)
Nice game idea - horrendous physics engine. HORRENDOUS. HORRRRREEENDOUS, because sometimes its just flat out just bugged, sometimes it's just acting like something doesnt work, but a restart of the game all of a sudden makes it work or the other way around. Im SICK of this.

Im on a quest of at least trying every game in my library, of which I got plenty from all kinds of bundles. If you are interested in my journey, check out my other reviews :)
Posted April 8.
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1 person found this review helpful
8.0 hrs on record
Survival Space-Invadersesque game. Pretty decent. Priced fairly. Once you realize that you should just evade enemy shots and not care much about your own shots going anywhere this game turns pretty easy.

Negatives:
- Bossfights are too long.
- There is no way to see the health of bosses.
- It isnt explained anywhere that your secondary fire is your right mousebutton. Neither is that you can get it to fullscreen by going alt+enter (no other way).

Weird:
- Dying has no consequences besides the specific level restarting, but health is persistent between levels..?

If you are into this type of game, I can recommend checking it out, as a quick killer of like 30 minutes of your time thats worth a shot.

Im on a quest of at least trying every game in my library, of which I got plenty from all kinds of bundles. If you are interested in my journey, check out my other reviews :)
Posted April 7.
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0.2 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
I am not into visual novels or anime so take this review with a grain of salt: Garbage NSFWish visual novel that has so horrid text the developer added a function to just skip over it all. Glorified Achievement giving game. Dont bother.

Im on a quest of at least trying every game in my library, of which I got plenty from all kinds of bundles. So please dont judge me for owning this title in the first place :D If you are interested in my journey, check out my other reviews :)
Posted April 7.
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2.4 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Feels like someone who wanted to do something decent, but stopped midway and just ended up putting together some rubbish, because they got disinterested but wanted to get something out of it for their invested effort: Bugged physics, mushy jumping mechanic, bad boss fights, repeated level structures again and again, ....

Doesnt handle 16:10 screens well, it just crops wrongly left and right.

Just dont friggin bother.

Im on a quest of at least trying every game in my library, of which I got plenty from all kinds of bundles. If you are interested in my journey, check out my other reviews :)

Posted April 6.
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4.9 hrs on record
No idea how I got this mess in my library, but welp: Settings dont work properly (cant select the resolution properly). Its a very weird hitler-themed isometric shooter with some sex scenes in it. If you want that for whatever reason, go ahead, but 4 € is a joke for this mess.

Im on a quest of at least trying every game in my library, of which I got plenty from all kinds of bundles. So please dont judge me for owning this title in the first place :D If you are interested in my journey, check out my other reviews :)
Posted April 6.
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1.2 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
Garbage, low quality, low effort puzzle game. Somewhat buggy and obnoxious. Dont bother.

Im on a quest of at least trying every game in my library, of which I got plenty from all kinds of bundles. If you are interested in my journey, check out my other reviews :)
Posted March 31.
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0.5 hrs on record
Annoying and obnoxious RPG-Maker game. Just dont bother. Achievements work.

Im on a quest of at least trying every game in my library, of which I got plenty from all kinds of bundles. If you are interested in my journey, check out my other reviews :)
Posted March 30.
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4.3 hrs on record
Its the first time I play something like it, its very calming.

I only played 5 minutes, because thats about where my enjoyment ended, because you cant really do much thats not shown in the pictures / videos. I can imagine its a great game for the right people and to those people it might be worth the tall asking price of currently 10 €.

If it was a buck or two Id have no issue with recommending it. For 10 it simply doesnt deliver enough content in my opinion, but if you are into these relaxing games I can see you having a lot of enjoyment with it <3

Im on a quest of at least trying every game in my library, of which I got plenty from all kinds of bundles. If you are interested in my journey, check out my other reviews :)
Posted March 30.
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4.4 hrs on record
I am probably not the target audience, since Im neither a horny teenager nor a fan of visual novels. So take this review with a grain of salt:

Another garbage porn + puzzle + visual novel game. Like the thousands of others out there. Not my cup of tea, but doesnt seem like a lot of effort was spent on it either.

Im on a quest of at least trying every game in my library, of which I got plenty from all kinds of bundles. So please dont judge me for owning this title in the first place :D If you are interested in my journey, check out my other reviews :)
Posted March 30.
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