yoDa_coders prestationsframsteg för Cookie Clicker

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 16:06

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 17:05

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 18:31

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 15 mar @ 5:01

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 15 mar @ 15:58

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 17 mar @ 12:11

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 20 mar @ 13:05

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 24 mar @ 15:47

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 25 mar @ 18:26

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 6:25

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 16:20

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 10:57

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 12:27

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 15:35

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 15:43

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 15:47

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 16:02

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 16:21

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 19:40

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Upplåst 15 mar @ 7:15

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Upplåst 15 mar @ 16:29

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Upplåst 16 mar @ 17:35

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Upplåst 20 mar @ 12:43

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 6:43

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 6:43

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 6:43

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Upplåst 4 apr @ 15:03

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 15:43

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 16:10

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 18:44

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Upplåst 15 mar @ 6:03

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 15:34

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 15:34

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 16:00

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 18:45

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Upplåst 20 mar @ 13:52

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Upplåst 16 mar @ 17:35

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 15:35

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 16:23

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 21:36

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 15:44

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 17:06

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Upplåst 15 mar @ 7:15

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 16:02

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 21:36

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Upplåst 16 mar @ 14:52

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 15:47

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 18:48

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Upplåst 15 mar @ 11:09

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Upplåst 15 mar @ 4:56

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Upplåst 20 mar @ 12:55

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Upplåst 26 mar @ 13:19

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Upplåst 15 mar @ 4:56

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Upplåst 23 mar @ 12:13

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 13:59

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Upplåst 15 mar @ 18:48

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Upplåst 24 mar @ 15:59

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 14:42

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Upplåst 16 mar @ 14:50

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Upplåst 26 mar @ 14:57

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 15:56

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 14:07

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Upplåst 29 mar @ 14:37

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:06

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 15:46

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Upplåst 15 mar @ 5:54

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Upplåst 15 mar @ 9:52

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Upplåst 15 mar @ 5:48

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 16:03

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Upplåst 15 mar @ 5:20

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 16:59

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Upplåst 15 mar @ 5:54

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 19:22

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Upplåst 15 mar @ 17:15

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 6:10

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 18:13

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Upplåst 15 mar @ 16:33

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 6:12

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Upplåst 20 mar @ 12:51

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 18:13

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 6:43

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Upplåst 20 mar @ 14:22

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 6:30

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 16:25

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Upplåst 21 mar @ 19:02

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:16

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Upplåst 5 apr @ 10:07

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Upplåst 15 mar @ 11:32

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Upplåst 15 mar @ 18:48

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Upplåst 23 mar @ 12:54

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 7:22

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Upplåst 26 mar @ 14:35

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Upplåst 27 mar @ 17:44

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 17:16

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 15:40

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 13:51

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 13:52

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Upplåst 6 apr @ 3:14

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 13:55

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Upplåst 6 apr @ 2:43

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Upplåst 6 apr @ 7:46

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Upplåst 20 mar @ 12:51

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Upplåst 25 mar @ 14:22

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Upplåst 20 mar @ 13:41

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 13:20

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 13:20

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 13:20

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 14:37

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 14:37

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Upplåst 24 mar @ 13:49

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 15:14

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 10:57

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:06

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 12:40

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 18:27

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:46

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:40

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:25

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Upplåst 4 apr @ 11:53

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Upplåst 17 mar @ 12:11

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 11:02

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 12:42

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 12:27

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 12:48

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 12:56

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 14:06

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 14:10

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 14:32

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 15:20

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 15:28

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 15:29

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Upplåst 16 mar @ 17:43

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Upplåst 21 mar @ 8:39

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 18:27

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 14:18

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 11:13

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 14:38

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 18:27

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 14:38

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 13:20

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 13:20

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 14:37

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 14:37

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:08

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:11

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 6:43

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 11:29

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 13:29

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 14:49

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 15:57

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 15:06

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 16:39

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 16:51

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 17:19

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 17:45

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 16:27

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Upplåst 15 mar @ 7:41

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Upplåst 20 mar @ 12:47

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 16:35

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 18:27

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 16:48

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Upplåst 15 mar @ 15:58

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Upplåst 20 mar @ 14:23

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 16:36

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 10:58

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 19:18

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Upplåst 16 mar @ 14:50

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Upplåst 24 mar @ 13:49

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 16:36

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 12:49

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 13:07

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 14:02

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 14:04

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 15:24

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:17

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:10

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:05

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:42

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:23

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:37

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:19

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:50

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:16

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:15

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:15

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:22

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:24

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 6:43

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Upplåst 4 apr @ 11:54

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 19:55

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 11:13

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 14:14

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 11:14

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 11:14

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 11:14

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 12:44

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 13:21

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 14:38

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 14:37

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 14:36

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:11

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:33

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:42

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:51

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:41

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 14:06

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 14:20

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 15:15

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 15:29

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:18

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:38

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:45

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:21

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 24 mar @ 16:09

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 26 mar @ 12:45

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 26 mar @ 15:50

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 14:20

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 15:24

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 11:01

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 12:28

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 13:19

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 13:52

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 14:04

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 15:17

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 19:11

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Upplåst 15 mar @ 5:49

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Upplåst 24 mar @ 15:56

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Upplåst 26 mar @ 15:50

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:50

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:06

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 14:25

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:04

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 14:06

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 14:06

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 14:06

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 14:06

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 15:38

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 15:48

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 15:48

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:35

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:43

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:51

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:22

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:22

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Upplåst 15 mar @ 16:20

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Upplåst 15 mar @ 7:59

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Upplåst 4 apr @ 7:54

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Upplåst 23 mar @ 11:48

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Upplåst 13 apr @ 11:12

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Upplåst 25 apr @ 15:51

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 11:51

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 11:52

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 15:29

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:06

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:16

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:31

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:14

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:25

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:26

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 15:40

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 15:39

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 15:41

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 15:46

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 15:48

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:37

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:17

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:19

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:23

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:25

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:28

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:41

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:15

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:41

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:18

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:16

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:24

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:25

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:25

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:47

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 18:20

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 19:05

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 18:10

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 18:20

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 19:11

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 19:12

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Upplåst 24 mar @ 16:38

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Upplåst 25 apr @ 3:47

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Upplåst 24 mar @ 15:47

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 16:53

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 10:59

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:07

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:32

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:52

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:25

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:47

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:09

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:24

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 19:27

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 16:20

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 14:21

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:42

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:19

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 15:41

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 15:48

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:36

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:44

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:19

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:23

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:25

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:25

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:25

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:47

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:54

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 18:33

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 19:16

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:16

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:16

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:18

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:23

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:25

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:28

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:30

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:47

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 18:31

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 19:18

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 19:30

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 19:43

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 1:37

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:14

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:17

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:18

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:21

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:47

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 18:22

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 19:25

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 1:33

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 10:57

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 13:17

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Upplåst 2 maj @ 23:52

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:33

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:33

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 18:38

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 12:02

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 13:04

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:35

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:38

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 11:51

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 12:57

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 12:21

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 14:29

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Upplåst 1 apr @ 16:22

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Upplåst 6 apr @ 7:50

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Upplåst 15 apr @ 0:00

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:26

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:27

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:21

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:25

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:27

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:26

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:47

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:47

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 18:31

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 19:28

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 19:40

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 1:36

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 15:38

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 15:39

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 12:21

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Upplåst 26 mar @ 12:21

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 7:56

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 13:18

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:19

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:48

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:53

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:28

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 18:07

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 19:29

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 15:39

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 12:22

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 15:29

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:25

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 19:37

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:47

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 14:56

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:28

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 15:24

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 12:02

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Upplåst 28 mar @ 6:28

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 13:08

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 14:22

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:32

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:51

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:25

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:47

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 19:18

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 12:55

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 12:22

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 14:30

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 15:29

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:25

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 19:48

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 18:48

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 19:04

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 1:33

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 12:19

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 15:34

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 16:28

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 13:34

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 17:38

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Upplåst 6 apr @ 2:49

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Upplåst 5 apr @ 15:27

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Upplåst 11 maj @ 13:46

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Upplåst 11 maj @ 13:46

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Upplåst 1 maj @ 17:08

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Upplåst 25 apr @ 3:47

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Upplåst 25 apr @ 3:46

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:41

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Upplåst 2 maj @ 4:06

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 12:15

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 14:56

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 15:36

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 4 apr @ 6:46

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 4 apr @ 7:05

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 22 apr @ 17:17

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 14:20

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 20:14

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:47

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:28

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:47

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:47

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 18:32

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 19:16

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 19:38

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 1:35

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 15:38

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 15:38

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 12:22

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 14:10

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 14:10

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 14:10

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 14:10

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 17:28

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Upplåst 4 apr @ 12:00

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 1:46

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 18:32

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 19:16

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 19:17

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 19:38

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 1:39

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 15:39

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 15:39

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 14:21

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 14:21

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 14:22

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 14:24

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 16:41

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 16:43

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Upplåst 4 apr @ 6:48

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Upplåst 6 apr @ 8:14

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 11:12

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 15:16

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 15:21

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:48

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:22

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:41

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 19:05

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 1:35

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 15:43

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 14:30

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 16:29

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Upplåst 6 apr @ 7:47

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Upplåst 30 apr @ 12:00

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:16

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:40

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 12:21

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:19

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:25

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 15:39

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:21

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Upplåst 4 maj @ 16:28

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 1:36

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 16:33

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 17:50

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 30 apr @ 14:01

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 1 maj @ 7:01

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 1 maj @ 16:19

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Upplåst 11 maj @ 13:39

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 15:39

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 15:48

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Upplåst 14 mar @ 15:30

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Upplåst 4 apr @ 15:03

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Upplåst 6 apr @ 9:53

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Upplåst 6 apr @ 9:53

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Upplåst 6 apr @ 10:21

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Upplåst 7 maj @ 13:56

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Upplåst 4 apr @ 12:22

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Upplåst 16 maj @ 15:07

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Upplåst 5 apr @ 10:36

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Upplåst 4 apr @ 12:02

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 13:18

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 15:24

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:18

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:48

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:27

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 18:08

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 19:39

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 12:54

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 12:23

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 16:30

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Upplåst 4 apr @ 7:59

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Upplåst 25 apr @ 14:23

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Upplåst 1 maj @ 16:24

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:16

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:40

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 12:22

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 19:26

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 19:34

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 1:40

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 12:58

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 15:40

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 15:40

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 13:30

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 16:33

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 16:33

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 16:33

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Upplåst 4 apr @ 11:29

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 4 apr @ 12:03

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Upplåst 6 apr @ 8:33

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Upplåst 6 apr @ 9:28

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Upplåst 25 apr @ 3:38

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Upplåst 1 maj @ 16:24

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Upplåst 2 maj @ 10:02

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Upplåst 11 maj @ 16:00

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 15:15

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 4 apr @ 7:08

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 4 apr @ 7:54

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 11 maj @ 16:00

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Upplåst 4 apr @ 12:18

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 1:34

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 19:37

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 16:19

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 apr @ 4:28

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 1 maj @ 16:17

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 15:51

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Upplåst 5 apr @ 10:31

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 11 maj @ 13:46

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 5 jun @ 14:19

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Upplåst 27 mar @ 16:35

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Upplåst 26 mar @ 14:38

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Upplåst 4 apr @ 7:11

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Upplåst 4 apr @ 12:09

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Upplåst 4 apr @ 12:11

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 14:07

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:19

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:39

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:25

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:41

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 19:11

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 11:52

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 12:21

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 14:29

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Upplåst 1 apr @ 16:22

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Upplåst 6 apr @ 7:53

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Upplåst 1 maj @ 16:22

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Upplåst 4 maj @ 16:28

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:29

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 17:46

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 12:27

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 11:53

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 11:54

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 15:40

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Upplåst 30 mar @ 15:43

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 12:25

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 13:30

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 16:32

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 16:33

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Upplåst 31 mar @ 17:29

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Upplåst 6 apr @ 8:15

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Upplåst 6 apr @ 8:15

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 6 apr @ 9:28

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Upplåst 25 apr @ 3:38

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Upplåst 1 maj @ 16:17

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Upplåst 1 maj @ 16:22

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Upplåst 4 maj @ 10:41

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Upplåst 1 maj @ 10:51

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 14:06

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Upplåst 29 mar @ 16:16

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Upplåst 4 apr @ 7:59

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Upplåst 1 maj @ 7:02