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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2013 @ 5:04am

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2013 @ 1:24pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2013 @ 2:13am

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2013 @ 7:11am

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked May 9, 2014 @ 10:41am

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2013 @ 7:11am

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2013 @ 2:32am

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2013 @ 6:18am

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2013 @ 4:10am

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2013 @ 8:25am

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2013 @ 7:18am

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2013 @ 7:17am

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2013 @ 2:25am

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked May 9, 2014 @ 11:01am

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2013 @ 7:21am

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2014 @ 4:27am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2013 @ 12:10am

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2013 @ 12:26pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2013 @ 12:29pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2013 @ 12:28pm

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked Jul 1, 2013 @ 9:13am

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked Jul 1, 2013 @ 12:33pm

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2013 @ 12:35pm

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
Unlocked Jul 1, 2013 @ 12:59pm

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2013 @ 1:41pm

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2013 @ 7:23am

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2013 @ 3:18am

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2013 @ 12:49am

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2013 @ 2:53am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2013 @ 8:49am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2013 @ 2:13am

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.
Unlocked May 9, 2014 @ 9:38am

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2013 @ 9:16am

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2013 @ 12:34am

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2013 @ 2:42am

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2013 @ 2:42pm

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2013 @ 2:47am

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2013 @ 4:10am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2013 @ 11:53am

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2013 @ 12:24pm

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked Oct 22, 2013 @ 12:50am

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2013 @ 8:25am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2013 @ 8:26am

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2013 @ 3:09am

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2013 @ 5:51am

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2013 @ 11:56am

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2013 @ 9:36am

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked May 11, 2014 @ 11:13am

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2013 @ 7:46am

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2013 @ 3:00am

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2013 @ 1:43pm

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2013 @ 3:39am

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked Oct 21, 2013 @ 3:42am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2013 @ 3:49am

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2013 @ 6:00am

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2013 @ 6:15am

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2013 @ 6:15am

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked Oct 21, 2013 @ 6:08am

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2013 @ 12:45am

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2013 @ 6:21am

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2013 @ 6:21am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked Aug 24, 2014 @ 5:16am

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked Aug 24, 2014 @ 6:12am

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2020 @ 5:34pm

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked Aug 24, 2014 @ 6:23am

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked Aug 24, 2014 @ 6:23am

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2014 @ 3:41pm

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2014 @ 3:29am

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2014 @ 3:46am

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2014 @ 3:55am

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Unlocked Sep 14, 2014 @ 3:55am

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2014 @ 3:47pm

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked Aug 24, 2014 @ 5:09am

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
Unlocked Aug 24, 2014 @ 5:30am

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked Aug 24, 2014 @ 2:42am

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2014 @ 3:49pm

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2014 @ 3:46am

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2016 @ 2:28am

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2016 @ 2:10am

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2016 @ 2:12am

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2016 @ 2:09am

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2016 @ 2:11am

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2016 @ 2:18am



Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
0 / 6

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.