I woke up to find my cookie empire crumbling before my eyes, this is what happens when you stay up till 3 AM kids, don't be like me. Sleep on time and grow up better.

HI uncle

≠rep Cookies? Why have I not heard of you handing cookies before? I was told to look closer into your shady business found your cookie scheme. You're like a drug lord, but for cookies. The Cookie Syndicate...

I want in please, I want cookies! I'll do your hustle jobs if it means I could lay my hands on some of them too!!

+rep Was cool to hang out with at first, up until we had to fight chaos. He ranted for at least 15 minutes about how chaos ♥♥♥♥♥♥ his dog and ate his cookies. He also added that he recorded the whole thing on his iPad. All in all cool dude. Kinda old. 10/10 would fight god with him again.

+rep gave me the cookies

-rep Hung out with long time, played zomboid with him, very cool. Very dependable - but he kept breaking into my friends'. He'd break down the door like the kool-aid man and scream out "OH YEAAHHHH" before proceeding to turn on pvp and murdering them. He did this to us one by one, until one day... he breaking into their houses in real life... instead of murdering them, though, he just steals their cookies.

This weird gamer uncle with cool sun glasses keep breaking into my house and steal my cookies while sayying that I do not deserve them. I tried getting rid of my cookies but he started to replenish my supplies himself. I contacted police but they will not help me. I assume even they are scared. My wife and kids moved out and I miss them. Keep having sleep problems and do poorly in my job. Someone please stop him before he completely ruins my life.

0.o