-rep Mossad agent

I used to tickle my pickle to Angry Birds.
When I was about 13, I loved angry birds, Ihad every game and I had every toy and merchandise they had at the store, one day I was playing angry birds and then all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I COULDN'T STAND IT, I WAS GOING CRAZY. I DECIDED TO PULL OUT MY BIG SNAKE AND STARTED STRANGLING IT, I had never felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and NEVER got bored of it.

-rep agent of judea

the man