+rep has less melanin than me

+rep Birthday Boy its your Birthday Boy oh yeah

my list of items i want for DJ's 18th birthday

AYN Thor (Batch 5 Pre-order) - $489.00

Gene Ween lap dance - Varies in price

Halo 2 Limited Collector’s Edition Factory Sealed - $399.00

Java Monster Loca Moca - $2.88

Pikachu Illustrator Pokémon card - $16,500,000.00

Ring Outdoor Cam (Stick Up Cam), Weather-resistant home or business security camera, outdoor ready, Live View, Color Night Vision, Two-Way Talk, motion alerts, Works with Alexa, White (4 count) - $199.96

Amazon Brand - Happy Belly Dark Roast Coffee Pods, Compatible with Keurig 2.0 K-Cup Brewers, 100 Count - $28.36

Save Rec Room - $5.00

5 Bitcoin - $363,984.30

New copy of Binding of Isaac (+ all DLC) - $51.00

Microsoft 1540 Xbox One 500 GB Console Black New Sealed Collector Item Rare - $577.99 + $270.48 Shipping

it is your birthday today

↓ Proving my point further, horrible person all around.

didn't get me anything for his 18th, but happy birthday ig :/