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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:19pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:20pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:28pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 10:28am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2023 @ 11:10am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2022 @ 11:53pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2023 @ 9:46am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2023 @ 9:39am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 24 @ 6:40pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 2 @ 12:06am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 12:24am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 11:43am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:19pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 9:37pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Aug 24, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:29pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked Aug 24, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2022 @ 2:09pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:32pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 3:03pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked Aug 22, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2023 @ 12:40am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2022 @ 8:23pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 7:09pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 2:09pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 2:07pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 6:28pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 14, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 14, 2023 @ 4:53pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 14, 2023 @ 4:53pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:57pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:47pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 14, 2023 @ 4:56pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked Jun 14, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 11:04am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 14, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked Jun 14, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm