lays an egg on your profile

Into the stars
Fueled by candy bars
Rides a kid with a knack
For invention

With a super-powered mind
A mechanical canine
He rescues the day from sure destruction
This is the theme song
For Jimmy Neutron
Jimmy: AHHHH
*Bark bark*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-91y7BJ8QA

Yeah...I'm kind of a big deal in the Steam Community. I've got 3 trap boyfriends right now so I guess you can say that I'm pretty high up on the food chain. My avatar is usually something edgy, or an anime picture or a picture of a girl from tumblr that isn't showing her face (in monochrome or color depending on my ~*~mood~*~ that day.) I also get my profile artwork from tumblr by searching the tags "#japan #photography" or "#palewave". I've got a high level with a low amount of friends (having your friend number higher than 20 isn't very aesthetic), and all my groups are groups that are based on the idea of being ironically depressed. People really look up to me as sort of a virtual role model.

My parents hate me but it doesn't really matter what they think when you have a profile that looks this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good, and it doesn't really matter what you think either. You don't even listen to music like Bones or $uicideboy$. You've got a long way to go before you can step up to me, kid.

http://i.imgur.com/35gJ7sy.png

I like you.

ｔｈｉｓ　ｉｓ　ｔｈｅ　ａｄｍｉｎｉｓｔｒａｔｏｒ　ｏｆ　ＰｏｒｎＨｕｂ™　ｗｅ
　ｈａｖｅ　ｎｏｔｉｃｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　 ｈａｖｅｎ’ｔ　ｌｏｇｇｅｄ　ｉｎ　ｆｏｒ　
1 w h o l e h o u r，　ｗｅ’ｒｅ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｃｈｅｃｋｉｎｇ　ｔｏ　ｓｅｅ　ｉｆ　
ｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇ　 ｉｓ　ｏｋａｙ　ａｎｄ　ｗｅ’ｖｅ　ｐｒｅｐａｒｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　ａ　ｌｉｓｔ　ｏｆ　 ｖｉｄｅｏｓ　ｆｒｏｍ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｆａｖｏｕｒｉｔｅ
　 ｃａｔｅｇｏｒｙ　（Futa Scat）．　Ｓｅｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｓｏｏｎ!

no you cannot have a horse ranch

she makes the best names 0/10 would play monopoly again

crithacks

I followed a trail of what I am going to assume is water droplettes and it let me here.

Learn to wake up early, you ♥♥♥♥♥' pleb. You're missing out on precious time you could waste with me, b-b-baka!

You are a ray of sunshine, and I am the SunSetter retractable awning, opening and closing in just 60 seconds, keeping the patio about 20°F cooler and providing instant shade and instant protection from the sun's harmful rays -- and I cost under $700 .

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more like maximum gayrantine

you get offline in the middle of a convo >:c meanie

Housewoife

I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS MOMENT

i also have breasts

ohey there ;) you're sure a hawt man in your prof pic ;)

zzzzz

PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA TIME

Pleading the 5th.

AWKWARD MAN BUSTS

omg me too lets meet up!!!

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVRYWUR

Fhhennghennng

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6628026_460s.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlsE0alGSq4

( sun )

If you were a banana, I'd stop hating bananas.

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Which amino acid is achiral?

Glycine

I need help talking to fish.

I LOGGED IN AFTER A YEAR JUST TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAUTIFUL.

Learn valuable lessons from a true story about hippos for only 5.95

knee how

These...Seems ta be Enahgy Resourses, But Iahve Nevah Ceen Dis Type on Erth.

YOU ARE A PEACH.

HAVE MORE COMMENTS.

all I speaks is "hi" in a tone of excitement -- is not scary !!

happy violent times day