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4 people found this review helpful
14 people found this review funny
104.2 hrs on record
I played this game in Realistic mode and waited in front of my computer for 100 hours and NOTHING happened. I saw all the positive reviews for this game and thought, "Oh wow, I've always wanted to be a coconut!" I didn't even get to fall out of a tree...or maybe I did, but I wouldnt know cuz the screen was blank the entire time! What a bunch of malarky. If you are looking for the real coconut experience, look elsewhere. ♥♥♥♥, no one even cracked me open to drink my milk! WTF?
Posted April 1.
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4 people found this review funny
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2.5 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
Okay, hear me out.
Anime Stranding is a marvel and achievement in the world of indie games. Never before have I felt so immersed in a game's universe. After spending an hour with the game and finishing the campaign, Konnichiwa Games earns a round of applause. GG Johnson, our heroine, is a bio-med student working for a space fedex service. She is tasked with 5 challenging missions, taking on not only the solitude, but also the harsh environmental obstacles, such as lakes and ♥♥♥♥. You can run, walk, jump, twerk and drive. Lifting upwards of 1000kgs, this girl has it all. Strength, Determination, and Personality. This is the best dollar I didn't spend as it was gifted to me by a friend. You will NOT regret your time with this game cuz hell, even if you dont like delivering packages, the eyegasm you'll experience from exploring this world will knock your socks off, or whatever you're wearing.
Posted January 31, 2021.
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