big playa but they will never give him his flowers

ur gay and lemshake (jew) might like you

ur gay and i dont like u

This guy supports releasing the Fog every night in Dubai to remove the homeless

Be nice to Fuchs!

black n1gger

& a buddy

dope

Doesn't know what is in store for him.

two partners #whitepolygamy

very awesome pawsome guy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mellified_man

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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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what a weirdo he wont stop asking me if he can get a bacon egg and cheese

-270

The rocks are silent because the trees are watching

one day , we will all be free

the package has been deposited with your equipment
proceed to disembarkation point 7A as rehearsed when you are ready for the mission

just a dumb ninja

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that :)) It's really rare to see boys playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misandry and like ill be the one in the work making bread. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun

After a good game I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We hung out for a few months and became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great jokes and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a ss13 party. He said he would come so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling on my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ slam into my leg. I punched him and then knocked. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this profile because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls profile. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

Here to inform you that your porch imps have finally been translated, and this is what they're saying:
This is my land. It is not yours. This is where I was born and raised. All of it is mine. I lived here. My family lived here. My father lived here. We have hunted here for years. This is mine. You NEED to stay away!

He's my OOFIM. I love him, like that him he shot me twevle times in the back of the head, so I gave him a kissie back. :3

😖

my honey bun <3 my darling pookie bear

I'LL KILL YOU I'LL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KILL Y

I want to tear off your lips and wear them

read discord, you know who this is, you dont have to respond and you dont have to do anything really, just read it and worst comes to worst you only spent 30s of your life and atleast you got some information. something has come up i think you should know, if you dont care all good i guess.

my honey bun <3 my darling pookie bear

my honey bun <3 my darling pookie bear

my honey bun <3 my darling pookie bear

my honey bun <3 my darling pookie bear

my honey bun <3 my darling pookie bear

my honey bun <3 my darling pookie bear

my honey bun <3 my darling pookie bear

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-rep go ♥♥♥♥ yoruself lol

+rep oh yeah you can do the fuchs shaker huh? the fuchs shaker? yeah, shake that ♥♥♥♥

ah yes.d rape

rep

+rep this guy has my family in his hands please I beg you this is a genuine plea for help, someone do something.

THIS PERSON... is crazy...

who is this guy lmao

as frederick nietzsche once said, "what kinda fuarkin mcdonalds has a message? what do i say? i want a burger tomorrow? i have a big mustache"

pls unban me from your hl2rp server im sorry i will stop doing the feet sniffing thing pls thanks

Ten capital offences in five different countries. Extensive anatomical knowledge, can quarter a corpse in half an hour. Undiagnosed sociopath, wide birthing hips.

i sent you my ass please respond

♥♥♥♥♥♥ unfriended me tf