gatekeep, gaslight, girlboss

My darling Mummy,

Notwithstanding a horrible smell of Brandy & beer on the boat, I was not sick. Au contraire I slept all the time. Fatigue, the passage. The strange food, the cold, home sickness, the thoughts of what was behind & what before nearly caused me to write a letter which would have been painful to you.

I have made great progress in French. Of course I would give much to return, but considering all things I am prepared to stay my month. Goodbye my darling Mummy.

es el pondis pensador en la vida real

greetings

mama abre estoy fuera

Regalame tu inusual

So my dad (47M) asked me (11M) to mow the lawn (average size, 217 blades of grass). But I (11M) was in the middle of an intense Roblox obby (level 43, 2 deaths), so I told him (47M) I’d do it later. He didn’t like that. He unplugged my WiFi router (TP-Link Archer AX55) and said “Go outside.”

In a moment of pure gamer rage, I (11M) activated my inner demon (Shadow Blaze + Balkan Rage) and roundhouse-kicked the router (230 km/h). The router exploded, triggering a small power surge that blacked out the entire neighborhood (3,000 homes). The FBI (United States) traced it back to me (11M) and now I’m on several watchlists (5 total).

While in juvenile detention (7 years), I became the leader of a syndicate (The WiFi Warriors) that trafficked rare Pokémon cards (1st edition Charizards). Eventually, I (11M) overthrew the warden (56M) and declared independence, forming my own sovereign nation (The Republic of Gamerville).

Now my dad (47M) says I “overreacted.” Reddit, AITA?

How do I tell my roommate to stop touching my manboobs? Hey, I’m a 22 year old male, I’ve been living with my (M21) roommate for a while now, for context, I have man boobs, they aren’t very big, but they’re just big enough to notice if I have my shirt off. My roommate has never had a girlfriend, and so he wanted to touch my man boobs one time when I was watching TV. At the time I thought it was funny, so I let him do it. After that, he has continued to ask to touch my manboobs every once in a while, and I’d let him, but it’s gotten to the point where it’s just awkward and embarrassing, one time my mom was over, and my roommate asked RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER and I had to explain to her for 45 minutes that I’m not gay and my roommate is just really weird. How do I ask my roommate to stop doing this? Because it’s honestly just really weird, and I’ve been letting him do it for two months now, is it too late to tell him how awkward it is?

Trade offer sent check please?

Wallahi 7ta Nadi Bzaf

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I'm not a furry

+rep the biggest furry in spain

include me AHAHAHAHA

include me, great mate

randy ran really & recorded

DVD Tecnologia

-rep whines like a baby

He hits shots on sniper!

pescado

Pescado

XD

Big Man Blastoise

haii :3

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Furry Alert

the big sean to my kanye

those who have a deep understanding of the subject

engilsh or spain dxd tech!

+rep smoking that DXD Tech Pack

<3

+Rep a good friend and very good tf2 player

Can I get some backup?

renard > brown fox

Bro, you need to train

I don't intend to start anything here, but I saw you send a picture of yourself in the gmod anime bunnies rp discord and I just wanted to let you know you look cute. I know you blocked me, but really, I find meths and skirts to be the two hottest combinations possible to look for in a potential lifelong partener. I don't want to imply anything here, but maybe if you would reply or unblock me I think we would be a great fit together (purely as friends)

Hey :) My Highlander team is looking for a sniper

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You have been teleported to hell. Repost this or you will die in 1 second

We need a dispenser riiiight here

need a dispenser here

UwU

Spain is a Portuguese province.

meow

this guy kisses DUDES and MEN and BOYS hes a BOY KISSER HE KISSES BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I-I defeated DXD Tech in a duel with a score of 22 to 4!

heyyo
thanks for the items dude 💙

i called u a midget, get it right

HAPPY NEW YEARS!

womp