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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 6:48pm

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 9:14pm

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 8:46pm

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked Nov 5, 2014 @ 6:32pm

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked Jun 11, 2015 @ 10:31am

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Unlocked Nov 5, 2014 @ 6:37pm

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 9:10pm

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked Nov 5, 2014 @ 6:27pm

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 6:06pm

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 9:20pm

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 6:20pm

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Unlocked Nov 5, 2014 @ 6:48pm

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 9:37pm

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 10:04pm

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked Jun 11, 2015 @ 11:07am

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 9:57pm

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 10:02pm

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 10:36pm

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 7:08pm

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 10:49pm

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 7:25pm

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 7:26pm

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 10:34pm

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked Nov 5, 2014 @ 6:40pm