So the other day, I was playing rainbow six siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life gamer girl. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my ♥♥♥♥ out. “♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥!” I was yelling in voice chat. I just wanted to hear her voice again. “Please,” I moaned. But she left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own ♥♥♥, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab. I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab, to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!! She was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. I was already about to pre. She read my donation in the chat. God this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time. I did a little research, and found out where she goes to school, but I am a little nervous to talk to her in person, and need support. Any advice before my Uber gets to her middle school?

sunshine

wtf is going in this comment section

But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James.☺♥🫶🏻

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces.

What if I'm already ♥♥♥♥ myself? Behind this simple insult hides a universal paradox that may put your sexuality in question. Let's do a simple thought experiment: imagine us two standing in front of each other. I, of course, am wearing a pair of jeans, that are covering my genitals and my butt. You then command me to "go ♥♥♥ myself". I may be ♥♥♥♥ myself already. I may as well not be ♥♥♥♥ myself already. Until my ♥♥♥♥ and its position relative to my ass is observed, it is simultaneously in my ass, but also outside of it - thus, it stays in superposition. The moment you lay eyes on my penis, both states collide with each other and become either one. You may have already guessed what the problem here is. As soon as a single photon reflected by my ♥♥♥♥ enters either one of your eyes, you become gay. The only way to avoid this is to not observe my penis.

L̽̌͂O̖ͩ͌O̖ͩ͌K͕͓͌ B̩͎ͅEͭ̉͟Hͥ̽IND YOU҉

I'd smash u any day mr igm :333

This guy added me and we instantly hit it off, never met such a hunk of pure muscle and masculinity. This absolute thunder mountain will rock your world AND your bed! If I had a cent for every time I was left daydreaming about our next meeting I'd probably be a millionaire. I never understood how low my bar was until I met this mighty hunk. This man is a MUST HAVE!

Only problem is if you are a beautiful gamer lady such as myself, as he does not date women.

bro commenting on my profile at 8 am

TRUEEEE

truly a moment

@Rayno agree... this is shame...

my brother in christ imagine still mad about it wtf...

I never claim u as a malaysian representative

sirskii stop camping this comment section bro what are u doing

I just switched to this recently but sure

you dark background people are all the same it seems.

Bro listen to him bro
You are in your head bro(!!!!)

Fire indeed

FIRE

Sirskii 35 minutes ago
you are obviously braindead and delusional, so you dont know what you did. Wait for equilibrium to come back you up.

you are obviously braindead and delusional, so you dont know what you did. Wait for equilibrium to come back you up.

bro really makin up stories now, I dommed u while saying nothing, u killed me once you started talking trash

you put in-game chat in your profile and call others 'no life loser' ? smh

i mean Jamal

yeah talk about having no life while getting mad at missing drop shot on me, you started it, idiot.

bros campin my comment section, real definition of a no life loser

@equilibrium also why are you getting so horny to root for little jamal here? i guess y'all cant do anything alone.

Even steam couldn't handle my back to backs to both of youse, so much so that it decided to ratelimit me from commenting.

@equilibrium
i only asked gpt to make it grammatically correct as professor Reaps! over here, who is your gay best friend that you so adore to suck the little loli of his, was so concerned about my grammar.

so true

you are in your head bro!11!1

we know ur still thinking of ur next statement to prove yourself, cmon make it easy and just trashtalk in malay, we know youve been itching to do so that you would need an AI to help you win an arguement 😂😂😂

are u perhaps getting bullied in ur campus?

malay college guy fighting kids in the internet and proving himself by flexing grammar

For you:
https://learnlaughspeak.com/a-guide-for-english-learners-with-a-brief-10-unbeatable-ways-to-learn-idioms/#:~:text=The%20best%20way%20to%20learn,and%20sayings%20with%20similar%20words .

college boi mad oh no, lemme ask gpt for some sick rebuts oh no

not gay friends no

Sorry we got friends u dont LMAO

Two gay best friends with dark backgrounds, can this get any cringier

@equilibrium This is not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ contest. You are free to go back into filipino ♥♥♥♥ slum

" you spared your time to mention my in-game chat in your profile thinking my grammar is incorrect, when in reality its you that is unaware of basic idioms. And you have the gall to say i dont know what im saying. "

I used GPT since you are so obsessed with grammar. Don't be distracted from the fact that you didnt know the idiom "you are in your head"

sirski: "can you make me a statement defending myself from someone accusing my grammar to be incorrect"


chat gpt: Certainly! here u go u stupid malay, You've taken the time to reference my in-game chat in your profile, presuming my grammar to be incorrect. However, it appears that you are actually unaware of basic idioms. It's quite audacious of you to suggest that I don't comprehend what I'm expressing.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/778559250757582868/1222091063519613011/image.png?ex=6614f3fe&is=66027efe&hm=d77e27f0e7447b34517b0c885580b61a2b860ff539fc4391ed30fcc9b00032a9& @Sirskii

chat gpt moment

chat gpt moment

ever since AI came into the scene, people be thinking the world is running on it. smh

college

did u use chat gpt to like make this comment? bet u did

You've taken the time to reference my in-game chat in your profile, presuming my grammar to be incorrect. However, it appears that you are actually unaware of basic idioms. It's quite audacious of you to suggest that I don't comprehend what I'm expressing.