I Can't Wait To Start F*ckin' Hammerin' People!

On Special Occasions, I Always Pound The Liquor Into Me, Julian

One Time I Was Making A Model, And I Glued The Wing Of A B-17 Bomber To My Bird By Accident

Boys, When the Cops Get Here, Tell Them I Won’t Resist. I’ll Be In My Shed Hyperventilating

Ray, rippin the plumbing out of your walls for liquor money is ♥♥♥♥♥♥!

They just have an old jug and they put their bird in it, have a pee, cap it off, and once it’s full they just drill the thing out on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ highway.

Swish is this old dirty ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tasting homemade ♥♥♥♥♥♥ liquor that you can...ugh you can barely get her into ya but my ♥♥♥♥ does it ever get you some drunk.

I'm calling the cops in, the real cops Randy. Not the crazy fake trailer park, drunk fat-gut crazy cops

Ohhh my gooood; Jeeeesus Murphy; ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!

A dope trailer is no place for a kitty

If it isn't your nozzle that's supplying the fuel it can't be yours.

Does the tinman have a sheet metal ♥♥♥♥?

I roll with my kitties and im hard as ♥♥♥♥