Greetings! I am Dr. Phlox, and I have temporarily stepped away from my Pyrithian bat to observe the fascinating human ritual of 'coordinated digital combat.
I find your species' physiological responses to 'lag' absolutely riveting—the elevated cortisol levels and rhythmic vocalizations of frustration are quite unique to Earthlings!
Please, do not hesitate to invite me to your 'party.' I am eager to learn why you find 'teabagging' to be a significant cultural salute!