Name: You should already know my name, for the unintelligent people out there my name is (REDACTED)

Age: 18, but respect me as your elder

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Straight

Height: Tall enough to beat you up if you mess with me (6ft, 365lbs)

Personality: Better than yours...

Status: Single, not looking. I roll alone. I know I'm the best and all, but I don't have time for you. My time is valuable and unfortunately you are not. You aren't worthy of me, which you should have known by now. In other words you have a 0% chance so don't even bother trying

Hobbies: Wouldn't you like to know, you peasant. What makes you think I would enlighten you with my hobbies

Likes: Being better than you, verbally annihilating annoying pathetic weaklings (specifically those with anime profile pics or cringy status messages,) the silence, ignoring you, and steamrolling anyone in my way


Extras (Overview for the lazy people): Go away and leave me alone

DM's: Open, BUT, you'd better read this first, a general rule I have is that if it doesn't affect or pertain to me in any way then just keep your mouth shut. If you have something that relates to me and is of some form of importance to me and you MUST message me (no other alternatives available,) you'd better make it quick and then get out of my life again