After a good Rocket League match, I added him because he seemed like a decent guy. We chatted and became good friends over the course of a couple of months. We shared some great times, played some great matches, and—most importantly—built a genuine friendship. I invited him over for a LAN party. He said he’d come, so I was about to meet him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he shoved me against the wall and started biting my ear; I could feel his hard ♥♥♥♥♥ pressing against my leg. I hit him and then gave him a "one-tap." He turned gay out of nowhere—don't trust this guy.