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Nice opinion, just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine. Let me tell you something, I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct and as a result, any other opinions are wrong. Guess what? You happen to hold the wrong one! I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have contacted the FBI, CIA, the NSA, the navy seals, secret service, and your mom! You'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions, by the time you're reading this, you'll be done for. Nature will punish you, humanity will punish you, space will punish you.

Rave, rave against the dying of the light.

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"Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000.00 in improper payments in Fiscal Year 2018." "Since Medicare is such a big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse." "It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of 'The Waste Report.'"
Link keeps spamming controller
"Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle." "You will meet a princess there..." "If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the map." "The areas you have explored will be shown on the map." "A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features," "cities, roads, etc. The word "map" can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships" "between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about." "Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map." "On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next." "Did you get all that?"

"Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army." "Afghanistan is 98 percent desert." "They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens." "$10,000,000 on 'green growth' in Peru." "$2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn and abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ." "And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes."

Link stares some more and with great pain spams controller
"And learning that, despite all the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our" "hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and" "making them fight, and studying beer koozies." "Beer koozies." "The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of" "Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work." "It turns out they do work. Groundbreaking stuff."

"One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000." "Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000." "And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought." "Sure they list the calories, fat, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount" "of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream," "roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium." "Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease," "kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all." "Convenience isn't very healthy." "You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well." "You'd be suprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well." "That is your fate." "Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!"

"Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here!" "It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure!" "You will encounter many hardships ahead..." "Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore." "Coming to grips with the concept of time." "Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing." "And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life." "Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests." "But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends." "That is your fate." "Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!"
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loser alert

yo

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I knew you were always a B WORD, but I thought I was wrong. I thought you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too quick to judge

look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said?

In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah

I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha

I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other.

I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's just a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).

Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!

but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer gender?"

Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."

And here you are!

What the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) did you just ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) say about me, you little ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? I'll have you know I graduated top of my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and I've been involved in numerous secret ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and I have over 300 confirmed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I am trained in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) warfare and I'm the top ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in the entire US armed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). You are nothing to me but just another ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I will wipe you the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) out with precision the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of which has never been seen before on this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), mark my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) words. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) think ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) can get away with saying that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to me over the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? Think again, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

What the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) did you just ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) say about me, you little ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? I'll have you know I graduated top of my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and I've been involved in numerous secret ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and I have over 300 confirmed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I am trained in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) warfare and I'm the top ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in the entire US armed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). You are nothing to me but just another ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I will wipe you the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) out with precision the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of which has never been seen before on this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), mark my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) words. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) think ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) can get away with saying that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to me over the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? Think again, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).