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After a really good game in CSGO, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We started chatting almost every day, and before I knew it, weeks turned into months. We spent countless hours playing CS, pulling all-nighters, arguing over who threw rounds, and sharing some of the funniest moments I've had in-game. I thought we'd become genuine friends, so I invited him to my house for a CSGO LAN party. I cleaned my setup, bought snacks and drinks, and waited for him to arrive. When I opened the door, instead of a handshake, he shoved me against the wall and started nibbling on my ear. Before I could react, I felt his SMALL D1ck pressing against my leg. Running purely on years of Counter-Strike instinct, I punched him, took one step back, and 1-tapped him.
Turns out he was gay.
Don't trust this guy.