i want some bird dick
Alister U. Pulfrich   Mesa, Arizona, United States
"not surprised your soul is vile piss.. you condescending, racist, cu*nt" (April)

you are garbage
and not just TV show prop garbage arranged to be readable
REAL garbage
garbage that not even the greatest trash sh#*tter could make. You were -- made by god -- to be garbage. BY GOD: you are miserable garbage, until the black pith of your soul is liquefied and manifested into an emotionally painful feeling. (March)

kill engie mains - behead pyro mains - kazotsky kick engie main into the concrete - slam dunk a pyro main baby into the trash can while ubered - crucify filthy engie mains - defecate into pyro mains masks - air blast engie mains into sticky traps - stir fry pyro mains in a kritzkreig push - toss engie mains into a revved brass beast - urinate into pyro main's gas tank - judo throw engie mains into a rampaging phlogistinator - twist pyro mains heads off - report engie mains to the administrator - jarate chop pyro mains in half - pub stomp pregnant engie mains - trap pyro mains in spawn - crush engie mains in the trash compactor - liquify pyro mains in a vat of bonk atomic punch - eat engie mains - headshot pyro mains - exterminate engie mains in the intel room - stomp pyro main skulls with mantreads - cremate engie mains in the underworld - stairstab pyro mains - mandatory taunt killing for engie mains - tripple crocket pyro main fetuses in the garbage disposal - drown engie mains in scrumpy - vaporize pyro mains with a cowmangler - triple meatshot old engie mains down the stairs - feed pyro mains to alligators - shatter mad milk into engie mains eyes - pootis pow a pyro main off hightower - split engie main femurs with a market gardener - skewer a pyro main into the wall with a huntsman - shove a engie main into crit stickies - teleport pyro mains off a cliff - airshot engie mains with a direct hit - annihilate a pyro main with a beggars bazooka - camp engie main teleporters - slice pyro mains with a half-zatoichi (February)

i wouldn't be surprised if 600 of my hours were counted in the main menu, but i reset my stats when i was at 7k hours (i forget why) anyways, that means when you see 200 - 500 hours on any given class, there's around 6400 hours unaccounted for (i probably have more hours on heavy than most heavy mains worth their salt) (April)
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ⱠɄ₵Ɏ May 25 @ 7:50am 
+rep Good friend <3
ⱠɄ₵Ɏ May 24 @ 12:18pm 
taynob™ Apr 29 @ 9:45am 
not surprised your soul is vile piss.. you condescending, racist, bird
Zsoldos Apr 17 @ 10:15am 
Good luck on the pan!
Muelsyse Apr 16 @ 9:47am 
congrats of the golden pan
Edgy Zeppeli Mar 29 @ 8:07pm 
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