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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play rust sometime its a really cool survival game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

You are all I think about. You are all that I dream about. I see us, together. Without you as my sun, my world is a dark and lonely void. If we had a star for every time you crossed my mind, there would be a galaxy above us. And I would give it all to you.

A one-of-a-kind only God would deliver to us mortals. You appear to me above all else. You are priceless, and I would sell away all of my possessions to have you in my arms now, to feel you, to be with you until our inevitable demise. I cherish the experiences I have whenever you are around. Your hugs, your compliments, even your friends. I want to be a part of your life. I want to help you. I want to be by your side for all the days to come. I speak this not from mind or mouth, but from heart and soul. My true feelings, my true love, is for you, m'lady.

I understand if we are not meant to be, but I wish to carry on by your side. Just to see you makes my day and I could ask for nothing more in the world than you.

O M G is that THEE REAL FEMCEL?!?!?!?! BIG FAN

adderal abuser too smh

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After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard johnson push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

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Ur so cool