Enjoy's Minecraft way too much.

I was chilling at my uncle Jerry’s house playing madden in our hangout room in the basement. Uncle jerry went to get some food, and left me at home to play games. This girl comes down the stairs, introduces herself as lizzy. She said she’s uncle Jerry’s friend. She said she wanted to give me my first kiss, and before I knew it our lips were touching. A couple hours of other stuff passed and then she left, uncle jerry got back right after. Actually, lizzy looked a lot like uncle jerry dressed up as a girl… nah. Couldn’t be. Lizzy had a bigger ♥♥♥♥.

and u are not one of them, i am. ⭐️💫

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it’s a chopper
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it’s a chopper
hold ✋🏽 up 🛑 wait a min😳 it’s a 22

I do not appreciate the angles the camera man chose. I did not want to see “Mr. P ussy Pounder’s” as shole. P ussy pounder has a very disgusting as shole and should never been caught on camera ever again. I lost my hard on mid way through the video as soon as I saw this freaks gaping as shole. I hate you P ussy Pounder. Or shall I say Mr.Simp? You are stupid and u suck at sex. F uck you

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Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank dvd. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the dvd, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken dvd over and realized that it was not a blank dvd, but a copy of the movie UP.

HI DAD

what kind of bug is this?

hey bro i heard u got chlamydia :( sending my thoughts and prayers on a speedy recovery

He quivered in fear as his adversary said two words. Two. Words. He trembled with endless fear as his primal instincts urged him to run. "sex p enis" These words sent a shock done the Earth's crust. Every non-human animal registered this, deep down in Mariana's trench a Great Old One had woken. "sex p enis" He repeated. Immediately, the other boy fell down, and all animals cried for help. It even effected humans, hurricanes were forming, panic attacks were wide spread, cities were burning and sky-scrapers imploded. "sex p enis" they repeated the third time. This triggered a mass extinction event that shock the Earth, lowering its tilt by 3 degrees.

I love ❤️ black people 🙎🏿‍♂️not sexually 💋❌ but I would ♥♥♥♥ one ☝️ because I accept all 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 but only 🙅‍♂️ with their permission 👍 because I do not rape 🌚 and would like you 👋 to give me 🎁 the n word pass 🤘🏿

*farts* Uh oh, stinky, poooop! Hahahahaha! Poopiiiieee alalalala haha! Funny poop! Poop funny! Weeeeeeeeee haha yay for poopie good poopie! Poopie funny hahahahaha poop poop poop poop poop poop poop funny yay fun fun poop heeheehee poop poopie yay poop make me happy happy happy yahahahahaha!

Uh oh, i think i made a poopie! Pooping pants no diaper that funny! Haahaahahahahaha

Huh oopsie, huh, poopie underwear now! Heehhehehe, we want poopies, WE WANT POOPIES! Hahahahahahahaha haahhaahhahaah haah haah h a h POO-OO-OOP POOP

Peenis Club rules

1st RULE: You do not talk about PEENIS CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about PEENIS CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the PEENIS is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a PEENIS.

5th RULE: One PEENIS at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: PEENISES will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at PEENIS CLUB, you HAVE to PEENIS.

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hii hows the anal bleeding going?? hope youre feeling better :( xx <3

i heard ur a curry munchin alcoholic.. but that’s none of my
business x

EVERY YEAR 📅 AFTER THE MOST INTENSE TROPICAL STORMS 💨, THOUSANDS OF CRA🅱️S 🦀 GATHER ON A REMOTE ISLAND 🏝️. NOW FOR THE FIRST TIME, WITNESS THE SIDE STEPPING 🚶, AIR SNAPPING 💨 ACTION OF THE MONUMENTAL CRA🅱️ RAVE 🦀! CLAWS IN THE AIR! 🦀

So I have some sad news😞 I am so sorry to tell people this writing this is so hard and am in tears😭 I guess it's finally the end for me, today my dad sat me down and said we are moving away for good because she thinks we need a fresh start so its time to meet new friends💔 I will come and still visit and keep intouch with everyone I promise🙂 I have met some wonderful people this year I couldn't wish for better people that I now call best friends👭👬 I couldn't of wished to been around better people☺️ I am leaving and moving to a new place at the end of December😭 am going to miss everyone I love you all so much💔😞 I guess it's goodbye australia, hello new place am so gutted that this has come to a end and me leaving my friends behind I will never forget you all😭💔 am sorry goodbye 😓
😂wipe your tears and put that smile back on your face am going no where copy and paste this to scare your friends

you smell like hotdog water 💦

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Sorry for the formatting, I’m typing this on my Nintendo dsi. So I thought of this when I was eating my spongebob shaped Mac n Cheese, I always wanted to play fortnite but I can’t in school. So is there a way to hack into the data base, slip through the mainframe of my principles computer so I can download epic games on the school computers?

Lost my virginity at the Marshmello Fortnite concert, god it was so wild.... she was a default skin but that ♥♥♥♥♥ felt like a million v-bucks

curry muncher jus lyk me +rep

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

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Anime is a disease, a disease. Seriously, if you are one of those konichiwa lookin' ass-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I will personally tear you away from your body pillow and beat your ass. ♥♥♥♥♥♥' pranked you didn't I? Star Trek is the real godsend. See ya later, weeaboos!

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god your so cute lol im having trouble writing this messge cus im scared ull reject me lol ur just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ huggable >w<, but ya do u wanna go out sometime lol i was thinkin maybe we can goto starbucks and we can go bird spotting together, maybe watch funny fail videos or PewDiePie on my iPhone in the coffee shop while we romantically stare at each other for hours stragiht >w< don't get me wrong i like sex but you look like the type of person i'd just romantically be with and forget all about sex and just give you a snog daily :3

Listen up ♥♥♥♥♥. I have my "girlfriend" right here next to me as my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SLAVE. I am a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ALPHAMALE who eats meat, ♥♥♥♥♥ your girlfriend and female relatives, and otherwise...is superior to people who don't eat animal proteins. If you ate a 100% Non-GMO Full Vegan diet VERSUS me...a typical American who eats meats, carbs, and some vegetables; Who would win in a fight? We can set this up now, just for the amusement of people online/youtube/etc. Me versus You. A simple fight to prove which diet is actually better for a human male? You can brag about how much you spend to keep so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ healthy, but the truth is...l would dominate you in a fight until you either gave up, started crying, or were knocked unconscious. Ahhhh, what am I saying? You are probably too much of a coward to fight anyone anyway. lol.

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

Holy stuff. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the events tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. This can’t be happening. I’m having a censoreding breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I cannot censoreding deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this. This is so censoreded.

5:28 AM - mabz: Level 22 on steam bahaha poor ♥♥♥♥♥♥ go get a job you boring ♥♥♥♥
5:28 AM - mabz: Suck it lowlife noname

i dated a kiteborder for a while, he took me tandem kitebording all day and then wed lay on the beach and just watch the waves, not thinking abt school or life, just living, hed come over for dinner a few times and he was always joking my parents and siblings, but id never been to his house

one day he texted me that he was sick so i drove my daddys bently over their to talk to him, the streets were pretty weird and i hadnt been in that part of town before so i was kinda scared, but then i got to his house... he lived in a trailer, i almost thru up i was so disgusted, so i drove out of there rite away, blocked and deleted his number and all social media conections, and took a long shower to get rid of the smell of poverty that had somehow goten thru the air filter in the car

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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR DONGERS ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
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THIS WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE MOMENT I COMPLETELY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OBLITERATED U! I AM LEGENDARY!! COMPARE UR PATHETIC LIFE TO ME AND U WILL REALIZE U ARE NOTHING NOW!! LOOK AROUND AND SEE UR ENTIRE IDENTITY CRUMBLING BEFORE UR EYES!!! I SAID BEFORE "U ARE JUST ANOTHER VICTIM" BUT THAT WAS A CLEVERLY CRAFTED LIE: U ARE THE MOST VICTIM OF ALL THE VICTIMS!! THIS ENTIRE CONVERSATION UNTIL NOW WAS METICULOUSLY DESIGNED WITH DECEPTIONS THAT EVEN NOW U CANNOT COMPREHEND! U NEVER THOUGHT THAT U WOULD, IN FACT, FEEL THE WRATH OF A GOD!! U HAVE BEEN DESTROYED BY ME, THE ONE AND ONLY MASTER OF ALL TROLLING IN THE COSMOS!! UR SOUL HAS NOW BEEN RIPPED FROM UR BODY, BITS AND PIECES STREWN ACROSS THE UNIVERSE, UR EPIC FAILURE WOVEN INTO UR DNA FOR ALL ETERNITY SO ALL FUTURE GENERATIONS OF EVERY CIVILIZATION IN ALL OF THE FUTURE OF REALITY WILL BE ABLE TO GAZE UPON A RECORD OF THIS MOMENT IN WHICH U WERE COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY ANNIHILATED UNDER THE SHEER FORCE OF MY TROLLING POWER!!!

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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can
call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!!
thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old
(im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind
(im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its
SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random
ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make
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Coś ty o mnie ♥♥♥♥♥ napisał,ty mała biedna kurwo? Wiedz śmieciu, że skończyłem studia oficerskie z najwyższymi ocenami i od razu po nich przyjęli mnie do GROMu, brałem udział w misjach w Kosowie, Nikaragui, Portoryko, Iraku, Afganistanie i Pakistanie i mam ponad 300 zabitych terrorystów na koncie. Jestem doskonale przeszkolony w walce partyzanckiej i jako snajper - dostałem odznaczenie dla najlepszego strzelca wyborowego Wojska Polskiego. Jestes dla mnie po prostu kolejnym celem, któremu mogę niespodziewanie rozjebać łeb z 800 metrów. Zmiote cie smieciu z powierzchni ziemii z precyzja dotad nieznana na tej planecie, slyszysz chujku? Myslisz psie, ze mozesz sobie pisac w internecie co tylko zechcesz nie poniesiesz za to konsekwencji? Blad skurwysynu, gdy to czytasz moi kumple z Agencji Bezpieczenstwa Wewnetrzego we wspolpracy z CIA namierzaja twoj adres IP, wiec szykuj swoja dupe na jesien sreniowiecza.

I met this user once before when I was playing MM and he sounded upset, so I encouraged him and in response he added me as a friend. Over time the invitations to private lobbies grew until eventually I was also bombarded with voice chat requests from him. One day I answered it and I was met with a sob and a cry. In-between breaths he opened up to me about his personal problems, apparently being bullied every day at school and tormented by his older sisters at home. Taken back, I exchanged some words of comfort to him. But then it changed once again. He said he was unsure about his sexuality, telling me of how sometimes he was aroused by the bullies at school when they touched him. Eventually he wondered what it would be like to take it in the ass, so I contacted one of his sisters and asked if he could use her dildo. Last I heard of him, he had stuck it so far up his ass he ♥♥♥♥ all over the family cat and killed it - as he was trying to make it lick his balls at the same time

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