So I was playing FFA DM just before BIG vs fnatic started and everything was going well, a couple of known names here and there, nothing unusual.


Until the man himself joined. XANTARES.

I spawn next to him. I miss one shot. ONE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SHOT. Headshot. I'm dead.

I get crouch-peeked. Surely I'll get that noob. Nevermind, it's XANTARES. Edshot.


A lot of other pros and FPL players usually play here and they are all insane.

But XANTARES? ♥♥♥♥ that guy. With his stupid mouse acceleration.

It's just not fun.

That guy is so bold, he even wrote his name in all caps.


Rather going outside and catching some Corona than playing against XANTARES again.