My drunk ass girlfriend said she had sex with over 200 guys. She said she was a real slut back in college, made me stop and think.....

(4 years of college x 365 days a year)200 guys = a new

guy every 7.3 days. Since she said 200 well round it off a new guy every 7 days.

Given that she had sex with a guy an average of three times and a average ♥♥♥♥ length of 5.5 inches and about 100 thrusts to ♥♥♥ were looking at..

100 thrusts x 3 times per guy x 11 inches (5.5 in and 5.5 inches out)= 3300 inches of ♥♥♥♥ per week.

3300 inches of ♥♥♥♥ x 208 weeks=660000 inches of ♥♥♥♥=10.45 miles of ♥♥♥♥.

I got in my car and drove 10.45 miles and thought about ♥♥♥♥♥ being laid end to end. Thats how much ♥♥♥♥ she has taken. She isn't my girlfriend anymore.

I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but David!
I was nervous as ♥♥♥♥, and just kept looking at him as he read a magazine and waited, but didn't know what to say. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and l'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother David, but she just wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over.
He started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, David put down his magazine, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon.

Chill guy, really nice about it.

+ rep fun guy to play with

+rep

+rep good player

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