have a jester community award because you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clown

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

what about a hydraulic press and it was powered by ♥♥♥ and every time it received ♥♥♥ it would press harder and you put your ♥♥♥♥ and balls under it so it would crush them, but when it crushed them you’d coom cause it hurts so good and then it’d crush harder cause of the coom but cause it crushed harder you’d ♥♥♥ harder but then cause it received more ♥♥♥ it would crush even harder and basically you’d create an infinite energy loop

One day you will have to pay for your actions, and god, will not be so, merciful

i vibe

+rep could fly plane before drive car, cool chap