Recent reviews by untelmorveux

>load in
> kick a guy off of his sick ass lowrider
> hell yeah
>go buy armor and weapons
> hit a sick ass wheelie
> start a high speed chase with the cops
> get rammed by a cop and fly off motorcycle
> die
10/10 would buy on sale again

i mean its alright i guess

finally, a game where i can both go on murderous rampages to fuel my superiority complex AND gamble all of my money away TO FUEL MY MURDEROUS RAMPAGES! A very simple game without an overwhelming amount to remember, there is one town that serves as your hub area and you spend the game going down into a massive dungeon. FInd new items, sell those items and check your luck at the blacksmith or test your luck with item gambling, and then go back to the dungeon. Simple yet weirdly addicting.

one of my favorite games ive ever played. I'm on NewGame+++ so i think im a pretty good critic to listen to. I've been playing this game since before it became free only on mobile (i play mostly on mobile i ported my save for free steam achievements and to see if it was better which it absolutely is it makes targeting in combat so much easier) and i must say if you are just starting you probably wont like it. It can be very unforgiving, and i will not pretend i do not use glitches to enjoy the game more. But there are glitches that, although take more time (and in some cases one or two playthroughs to optimize), do not take away from the game and it's enjoyment. I never expected I would play through this game more than once, but i have found myself picking it back up a couple months after i stopped playing and continuing when i am bored and out of the house. If you are thinking about picking this game up, I honestly recommend you download the mobile version. Once again i am probably biased, as i played before they implemented diamonds and i simply bought all the dlc with gold. I do however think that the dlc is worth it 100%. This game is intensely grindy at times, but if you use glitches to your advantage, keep the game installed, and maybe browse builds and tips on the reddit, you can have hours and hours of fun with this game. 8/10.

CRUELTY SQUAD IS THE MOST INNOVATIVE SHOOTER I'VE PLAYED IN YEARS!

-nominated for game of the year

im stuck on the rocks i hate this game it makes me cry please let me get up the stupid vertical shaft i always choke it i just wanna see the rest of the game please please dear god please

perfect game. I have 300+ hours on Nintendo Switch, and i still bought it on pc and enjoy it even more now that I can download mods and quality of life improvements.

yknow when you step back and look at it this is one of the most faithful video game film adaptations we're ever going to get