PRZEPIS NA JAJECZNICĘ

SKŁADNIKI:
+ jajka – 2-3 szt.
+ wędzony boczek – 2 plastry
+ cebula – ¼ szt.
+ szczypiorek – 2 łyżki
+ masło
+ sól
+ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

1) PODSMAŻAMY CEBULĘ I BOCZEK
Cebulę siekamy w drobną kostkę, boczek kroimy na mniejsze kawałki. Na patelni roztapiamy masło. Pokrojoną cebulę wrzucamy na patelnię i czekamy, aż się zeszkli. Do podsmażonej cebuli dodajemy boczek i lekko podsmażamy.

2) ROZBIJAMY JAJKA
Jajka wbijamy do miseczki i doprawiamy solą oraz pieprzem, a następnie rozbijamy za pomocą trzepaczki.

3) SMAŻYMY I PODAJEMY JAJECZNICĘ
Wlewamy jajka na patelnię i cały czas mieszamy. Kiedy jajka się zetną, przekładamy je do miseczki. Siekamy szczypiorek i posypujemy nim gotową jajecznicę.

kc :*******************

another seal has been opened

🤕Hit 👊 or miss😳 I guess 🤔they 👉never ❌ miss, huh 😕😕? You 🙌got 🤪a boyfriend😍, I bet 🎰😶he 😨doesn't 👎kiss 😘😘 ya🤭 mwah💖 😻He 🧐gon' find 🔍🔍 another girl 👶 🤩and he 😮won't😤 miss👌 ya🙀 He 🤤gon' 😲skrrt and hit 👊👊 the dab😎 like 😄😄 Wiz 🤠Khalifa🤑

What's good 😜 u candy cane♥♥♥♥♥guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won't be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2❕0❕1❕9

Yeah,😈 I Love ❤️ B😘D😛S🍆M🌵:

Bursting 😟 Through Hospital🏥 Doors 🚪

Directions➡ From A😧 Receptionist🙎

Sad💔 Conversation With A 😷 Doctor😰

😱Miscarriage👼

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE AFRICA BY TOTO
The song is absolute trash. The revival that it has gotten in the last year, whether ironically or not, is completely undeserved. It is worse than any song that WHAM! And believe you me, that isn’t a compliment to WHAM! They blow too.

Every time I hear Toto’s Africa, I wish that all the remaining band members get flown out to Africa, go on a safari, get in an argument with each other, get out of the Jeep to argue with one another, and get mauled to death by a lion.

I hate Toto’s AFRICA so much that if I were ever to discover the ability to time travel, I would go back in time to when each and every moment that each and every band member was conceived, and scream the lyrics at the top of my last lungs at their would be parents while smearing peanut butter on my half baked body. The bottom half.

God I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate TOTO’S AFRICA!

Bumper cars are just about the MOST homie sexual invention ever created here on earth. Think about it. You’ve got dudes rolling around in these big bulbous rock hard machines just ramming into eachother. Now that’s pretty gay. One of the signature bumper car maneuvers is to slam your opponent from behind when they’re unaware, and that sounds a lot like booty sex to me. Oh and if you thought two big balls dangling off of your metallic phallic destroyer wasn’t enough, these babies have four juicy and bouncy cylinders facilitating their ramming and thrusting power. So the next time you strap into one of those bumpy cars, remember you’re taking the homie sexual oath, and have given up your right to a free and cleansed anus.

* CLAPS HANDS TWO TIMES *
MEME
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