Right eye black, left - for some reason - green. Dark eyebrows, but one higher than the other. In short, a foreigner.

ɪ sᴇᴇ ɴᴏ Gᴏᴅ ᴜᴘ ʜᴇʀᴇ. ~Yᴜʀɪ Gᴀɢᴀʀɪɴ


“ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴜꜱᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ, ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ʙᴏʟꜱʜᴇᴠɪᴋꜱ ᴡʜᴏ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ʀᴜꜱꜱɪᴀ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴜꜱꜱɪᴀɴꜱ. ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴀᴛᴇᴅ ʀᴜꜱꜱɪᴀɴꜱ. ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴄʜʀɪꜱᴛɪᴀɴꜱ. ᴅʀɪᴠᴇɴ ʙʏ ᴇᴛʜɴɪᴄ ʜᴀᴛʀᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴛᴏʀᴛᴜʀᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱʟᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴍɪʟʟɪᴏɴꜱ ᴏꜰ ʀᴜꜱꜱɪᴀɴꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴀ ꜱʜʀᴇᴅ ᴏꜰ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ʀᴇᴍᴏʀꜱᴇ. ɪᴛ ᴄᴀɴɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇ ᴏᴠᴇʀꜱᴛᴀᴛᴇᴅ. ʙᴏʟꜱʜᴇᴠɪꜱᴍ ᴄᴏᴍᴍɪᴛᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛᴇꜱᴛ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ꜱʟᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴀʟʟ ᴛɪᴍᴇ. ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴏꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ɪꜱ ɪɢɴᴏʀᴀɴᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜɴᴄᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴇɴᴏʀᴍᴏᴜꜱ ᴄʀɪᴍᴇ ɪꜱ ᴘʀᴏᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʟᴏʙᴀʟ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴀ ɪꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀɴᴅꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇʀᴘᴇᴛʀᴀᴛᴏʀꜱ.” — ᴀʟᴇᴋꜱᴀɴᴅʀ ꜱᴏʟᴢʜᴇɴɪᴛꜱʏɴ

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When wearing a bikini women reveal 90% of their body men r so polite they only look at the covered part



our names are ball and sack in real life, you have 1 nut i have the other, together we form the complete ballsack, they say "we're nuts"


You can kill the pee dog, but you can't kill the dog pee

If a cop got raped... would they arrest u right after?


𝐼𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝑒𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝒿𝒾𝒾𝓏𝓏 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓈𝓊𝓇𝓋𝒾𝓋𝒶𝓁... 𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝑔𝒶𝓎?



God gave you the talent to rhyme, but he left me ur mom's number


ʙʀᴜᴅᴇʀ ᴍᴜꜱꜱ ʟᴏꜱ

𝑰𝒏 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏, 𝒂 𝒇𝒐𝒖𝒓-𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚 𝒃𝒖𝒊𝒍𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒑𝒔𝒆𝒅. 𝑨 𝒇𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝑺𝒚𝒓𝒊𝒂, 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒓, 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒅, 𝒂 𝒇𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝑳𝒊𝒃𝒚𝒂, 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒅 𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒓, 𝒂 𝒇𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝑺𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒂, 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒓𝒅 𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒓, 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒅, 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒂 𝑮𝒆𝒓𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝒇𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒚 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒓. 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒏𝒆𝒘𝒔, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑻𝒐𝒍𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒔 𝒊𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒓𝒖𝒏 𝒖𝒑, 𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒔 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆: "𝑾𝒉𝒚 𝒅𝒊𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑴𝒖𝒔𝒍𝒊𝒎𝒔 𝒅𝒊𝒆, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒔, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 ?!" 𝑶𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒓𝒆𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒂𝒏 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒊𝒆𝒘: "𝑩𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑮𝒆𝒓𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒓?