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milk

Jan 5 @ 3:03pm

+rep massive ♥♥♥♥

boicat

Apr 23, 2021 @ 5:00am

𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗮 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗱𝗮𝘆

boomin

Apr 14, 2021 @ 6:00pm

*eyes pop out skull* HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA *heart beats out of chest at 476mph* *mouth starts drooling* oh my goddddddd *masturbates furiously* AWOOGA AWOOGA what a fine dame you are m’lady 🥵🥵🥵 o~oh., I think I’m gonna c- *ejaculates so hard the Earth opens up and Satan himself emerges* AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOAh,

baer ツ

Apr 14, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

boicat

Apr 4, 2021 @ 5:12pm

🤍

Uddxrs

Mar 26, 2019 @ 5:55pm

kappa >Zech<

mae borowski (real)

May 19, 2018 @ 1:37am

daddy?

SNOW ! †

Mar 1, 2018 @ 9:13am

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