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⣼⠋⣾⡟⣳⣾⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄
⡇⠉⢱⣿⣿⡿⢰⣿⣿⠃⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢿⣿⣿⣷
⠁⣿⣿⣿⠇⣼⣿⠇⡀⢸⡿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇
⢰⢰⣿⡿⢀⣸⣿⣤⣿⡈⡇⢿⣿⡿⢁⡎⢸⣿⡇⣿⣿
⣼⢸⣿⡇⣸⣤⣶⣶⣤⣽⣷⣼⡯⠐⠿⢇⣿⡿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣹⡦⠂⣿⣿
⣿⡁⣿⡇⠻⣿⣿⣿⣧⣙⠛⣛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠡⠂⣿⡏
⣿⣧⣙⡇⠲⢀⣉⠛⠛⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠋⣴⢀⣿⠃
⣸⣿⡿⣿⡟⢠⣿⣿⢷⣦⢠⣤⣤⣤⠰⣶⣶⣿⠃⣼⣡
⢠⣿⡿⢠⣿⢡⣿⣿⠃⣾⡇⣸⢸⣿⣿⡇⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡏⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣰⣶⣶⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠈⢻
⣿⣿⣿⠁⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠽
⣿⣿⡏⣸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰
⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⣤⣍⣙⣿⣿⣏⣠⠄⠲⠲⠦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻
⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢤⠙⣿⣿⣿⣇⣀⡐⢂⣠⡄⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⢠⢸
⣿⣿⠀⠀⠐⠀⣶⣷⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠐⠈⠀⠀⠀⠉⠘⣼
⣿⣿⠀⠈⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⢄⠲⠀⠀⠀⣱
⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣷⣶⣼⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠂⠀⠀⠂⢀⢲
⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⠋⠠⠄⢀⠉⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣤⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣛⡽⠀⠀⠀⠠⣸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠋⠐⠚⠛⠃
⠀⠀⡶⢤⡀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡇⡄⠈⢳⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⢠⡇⡄⢙⢦⣀⣀⣼⠁⠂⠀⠀⠙⢦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠘⡇⡇⠀⠁⡍⠁⠀⠀⠈⠁⠂⠀⢈⠳⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠰⡇⢀⠀⡐⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⣋⡄⠹⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⣗⠈⢅⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠤⠤⠤⡸⣆⣠⠟⢲⡄
⠀⠀⣿⠀⠰⠒⣺⠟⠁⢀⣠⠤⠶⡄⡁⠀⢀⠆⢹⠁⣠⠞⠁
⠀⠀⢻⡀⢀⠞⠑⠒⢄⢣⡀⠀⠀⡇⠈⠉⠀⣠⣾⡜⠃⠀⠀
⢀⣤⣼⣇⠈⠠⠤⠄⠊⠀⠑⠤⢠⣃⣠⠴⢛⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠸⢤⣄⣈⡓⡦⠤⠤⠤⠴⠖⠚⠋⠉⠀⢸⡍⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠛⠛⠒⢷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⡃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⡃⠀⠀
number one, the chair misalignment. every chair you sit on is slightly uneven. just enough to bother you forever.
number two, the wet sleeve incident. every time you wash your hands, your sleeves betray you.
number three, the sock thief 3000. one sock gone forever. you’ll never know which one.
number four, the lego protocol. floor covered. lights off. you’re barefoot. good luck.
number five, the eyeball dlc. i replace your vision with 144p quality. permanent.
number six, the cereal soggenator. perfect crunch? gone. blink once, it’s soup.